Sharing an email
(Thanks Bruce)
It seems that lately my
life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who
are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.
The
following is a recap of my current identity:
I
was born a white male, which makes me a racist.
I
am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I
am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I
am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big
business.
I
am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
I
am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.
I
think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me,
which makes me a reactionary.
I
am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a
xenophobe.
I
value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and
the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I
believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each
individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist.
I
acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation,
which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
I
believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which
makes me a militarist.
Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure
who I am anymore!
And my newest problem – I'm not sure
which bathroom I should use.
