Those Awkward Moments ...

By Diane Forrest

Well luckily as I was preparing for this article...I experienced an awkward moment just to share with you all!!  Yesterday, a friend of my fathers, recent co-worker at the power company, came to my home to check the wiring they had repaired a few months ago.  He asked that I show him exactly where the repair work was done, so I walked to the spot in my back yard, I tripped over a pathway stone.  I fell right down...and he asks.."Did you fall?"  Of course I said no. I didn't get hurt, but was more embarrassed, and its hard to retain your "cool"  after you do something like that.

My husband, always the southern gentleman would always as the question "how's your mama?"  One man, who would wait on us at a favorite restaurant informed him that his mother was ill, so he particularly made a habit of asking him that question.  One day his mother passed away, but my husband must have forgotten, because he continued to ask how she was every time we went back to the restaurant.  Im sure it was very awkward for him, and it was for me too, but my husband just apologized and went about ordering his food.  

When I went to the mall the other day, this man must have felt the same way, as I stopped by his counter to catch up with him, he asked how My husband was!  I had to remind him too that he had passed away.

Awkward moments happen to all of us at some time or another.  Today is Awkward Moments Day.  Wouldn't it be nice if they only happened on this one day?  Here are some other awkward moments experienced by others, if you have any moments too, please share them in the comment section below:

• “The awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at you!”
• “The awkward moment when you go to pay for something and your card is declined for the 3rd time and you have no money in your wallet”
• “The awkward moment when someone catches you chewing on the pen you borrowed from them”
• “The awkward moment when you’re in class and your teacher asks a question you think you know the answer to so you shout it out in confidence only to have the entire class laughing at you -_-”
• “The awkward moment when you’re standing next to your crush when one of your friends says “you two should go out”
• That awkward moment when you are driving the wrong way on a one way street.
• The awkward moment when you are jamming out to a song in your car at a stop light, and then realize someone sees you in the next car over.
• “The awkward moment when you ask someone when the baby is due, but turns out the person isn't pregnant.”
• “Awkward moment when you are singing then you realize that someone else is in the room :)”

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By Diane Forrest

Today is Awkward Moment Day.  I don't know who picked this one day, but for me, awkward moments are a daily occurrence!  Some awkward moments that I usually have happen at church.  Every morning as soon as the service begins, we all rise to greet the visitors and people sitting around us.  This is done by shaking hands.  It’s always awkward when two hands reach out to shake the same person's hand.  Someone is just left hanging.  Then as I leave the church, there are two members standing at the door to wish you a good week.  Both stretch out their hands to shake yours, but I fixed that problem...I used both my hands to shake theirs.  Another awkward moment is when the congregation was standing to sing a hymn, everyone sat after the song ended, and except for one lady...she just remained standing.

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Awkward moments are magnified a million times during adolescence.   I was wearing a dress to school one day, and my shoes had a small heel on them.  The heel of my shoe got stuck in the grate out in the courtyard, and down I went.  I ripped my stockings, scrapped my knee, broke my shoe and exposed my backside!  I was mortified, knowing that the entire school had just seen me fall.  I never wanted to go back to school again.  But it wasn't nearly as bad as I imagined, and I did return to school the next day.

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Awkward moments happen to everyone, at any age.  I have a friend who owns a bowling center.  It has been a very mild winter, with no snow all season.  The one day all year that it snowed, he put down a floor mat by the door to keep the floor dry and to prevent slipping or falling.  Well as luck would have it, one of the senior ladies tripped on the mat, fell and hit her head on the door.  Her embarrassment and awkwardness caused her to get angry, threaten a lawsuit, and prevented her from playing in her bowling league the following week.  The next week, however, she returned no longer feeling awkward, no injury, and no lawsuit.

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Awkward moments happen all the time; here are a few from other people.  Today is awkward moment’s day, so why not share some of your awkward moments with us?

That awkward moment when you’re sitting at a red light, accidentally beep the horn and everyone around you thinks you’re a jerk

That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and both walk the same way

That awkward moment when you can’t stop laughing while telling a joke and when you are finally done, your friends doesn’t even get it.

That awkward moment when the dentist asks you a question while his hands are in your mouth

That awkward moment when your tummy rumbles and everyone around you assumes its gas

That awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read out loud, and you don’t even know what page they’re on

That awkward moment when you ask a friend when her baby is due, and she isn't pregnant.

That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of a car and then realize there is someone inside

That awkward moment when you’re singing alone in your car and you make eye contact with a stranger

That awkward moment when you have checked out your groceries only to realize you left your check book or credit card at home

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