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You
folks might want to visit your friends and family living in TEXAS if the
election turns out badly.
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Here's
what can happen:
1:
Barack Hussein Obama is President of the United States, and Texas secedes from
the Union in summer of 2013.
2:
George W. Bush becomes President of the Republic of Texas.
What
does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
1.
NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.
2.
We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.
3.
Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with
Texas" will take on a whole new meaning.
4.
Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the
next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask
Obama?
5.
Natural Gas - again we have all we need, and it's too bad about those Northern
States. John Kerry and Al Gore will have
to figure out a way to keep them warm.
6.
Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and
communications equipment -small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell
Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel,
Applied Materials, Ball Micro-conductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Nortel, Alcatel,
etc, etc. The list goes on and on.
7.
Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn
centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health
centers. The Houston Medical Center alone employees over 65,000 people.
8.
We have enough colleges to keep us getting smarter: University of Texas, Texas
A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU, University of Dallas,
University of Houston, Baylor, UNT (University of North Texas), Texas Women's
University, etc. Ivy grows better in the
South anyway.
9.
We have an intelligent energetic work force, and it isn't restricted by a bunch
of unions here in Texas. It's a Right to
Work State and, therefore, it's every man and women for themselves. We just go
out and get the job done. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we
get a job somewhere else.
10.
We have essential control of the paper, plastics and insurance industries, etc.
11.
In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the Texas Air
National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since
everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an
Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can
always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas
Rangers.
12.
We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and several types of
grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also,
everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't need
any food.
13.
Three of the ten largest cities in the United States, and twenty- three of the
100 largest cities in the United States, are located in Texas. And Texas also
has more land than California , New York , New Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware
, Hawaii , Vermont Massachusetts, Maryland
and Rhode Island combined.
14.
Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in Texas.
15.
More miles of railroad track that any other state in the Union.
16.
We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing
rusts in Texas, so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.
17.
Year-round golf.
This
names just a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good
shape. There isn't a thing out there
that we need and don't have.
Now
to the rest of the United States under President Obama: Since you won't have
the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to
drive around in his big 5 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to
walk or ride bikes.
You
won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite
communications. You won't have any
natural gas to heat your homes but, since Mr. Obama has predicted global
warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it
will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.
Signed,
The
People of Texas
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P.S.
This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think
about!
SLEEP
WELL TONIGHT - THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!
#1 Then, the U.S.A. totally blocks all it's remaining borders with Mexico.
ReplyDelete#2 The U.S.A. moves all N.A.S.A. personel to Florida and California.
#3 Existing oil refineries are subsidized by the government so they can expand all facilities.
#4 Then, Mexicans move only into Texas.
#5 Then, radical Mexicans bankrumpt and topple the government of Taxas.
#6 Then it becomes known as Mexas!
END OF STORY. :) They are doomed!