FACEBOOK HUMOR

By Terry Orr

Happy April 4, 2014 –

• The first Friday in April,
• Home Opener for the Washington Nationals, and
• Opportunity to share some of the interesting posting from my Facebook page this week. 

Hope you enjoy.

Man and his wife come into the Country Club grille today. She ordered the soup of the day, I brought it out he pipes in with "That looks good. Why didn't you ask if I wanted any soup?" Me: "I'm sorry, I mistook you for a grown up and thought you could make your own decision"

100 Funny Southern sayings (Volume Two) to start off your Weekend!

http://networkedblogs.com/VBgiS

Which one’s are your favorite?

Mr. Obama, maybe folks are mad because you’re a liar

http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/04/02/mr-obama-maybe-folks-are-mad-because-youre-a-liar/

And moving to our financial experts...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/04/04/vietnams-punishment-for-corrupt-bankers-death/

and finally....

Oklahoma did it

THE OAKIES STILL HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE!

(Recently received email)

Oklahoma is the only state that Obama did not win even one county in the last election...

While everyone is focusing on Arizona 's new law, look what Oklahoma has been doing!!!!

An update from Oklahoma:

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values...! HB 1330

Guess what    Oklahoma did it anyway.

Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB  1804. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU. They said it would be a mistake.

Guess what    Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegal's to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional SB 1102

Guess what    Oklahoma did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas, Montana and Utah as the only states to do so.

More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, Carolina's, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi and Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003

The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns.  Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I'm sure that was a setback for the criminals The Liberals didn't like it  -- But....

Guess what    Oklahoma did it anyway.

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL drivers' license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in Oklahoma, you must read and write English. Really simple!

By the way, the Liberals don't like any of this either

Guess what    who cares       Oklahoma is doing it anyway.

If you like it, pass it on, if you don't then delete it...Thanks

Guess what:  the people I'm sending this to will send it on.   Well, at least the ones who love and believe in freedom will.

Things to Ponder...

Just saying...

Gun Safety - 2012 Update

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By Terry Orr

Gun safety is a collection of rules and recommendations that can be applied when handling firearms. The purpose of gun safety is to eliminate or minimize the risks of unintentional death, injury or damage caused by improper handling of firearms.

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Firearm Safety -- 10 Rules of Safe Gun Handling:

1. Always Keep the Muzzle Pointed In a Safe Direction;
2. Firearms Should Be Unloaded When Not Actually In Use;
3. Don't Rely On Your Gun's "Safety";
4. Be Sure Of Your Target and What's Beyond It;
5. Use Correct Ammunition;
6. If Your Gun Fails To Fire When the Trigger Is Pulled, Handle With Care;
7. Always Wear Eye and Ear Protection When Shooting;
8. Be Sure the Barrel Is Clear Of Obstructions before Shooting;
9. Don't Alter or Modify Your Gun, and Have Guns Serviced Regularly; and
10. Learn the Mechanical and Handling Characteristics of The Firearm You Are Using.

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Gun Safety

It is estimated that there are guns in half of all of the homes in the United States. Although most of these guns are purchased for safety reasons, a firearm at home is thought by many people to be more likely to kill or injure a family member or friend than an intruder, especially if it is not secured properly.

To keep your children safe and prevent firearm related injuries, it is important to restrict access to guns by children and adolescents, either by not having a gun in the home or by storing it properly.

Proper storage of a gun includes that you:

• keep your guns locked
• keep your guns unloaded
• keep your ammunition locked
• keep your ammunition in a separate area from your gun
• A safe or lock box are good places to store your unloaded guns and your ammunition. A trigger lock can also provide extra security when you store your unloaded guns in a safe or lock box.

As with other types of child safety, this type of layers of protection plan is the best way to protect children from accidentally finding a loaded gun, or finding a unloaded gun and ammunition and loading it themselves, and then shooting themselves, shooting a family member, or shooting a friend.

Other steps you can take to ensure gun safety include:

• Use a gun trigger lock.
• Make sure that your children do not have access to the keys used to lock your guns and ammunition.
• Teach your children to not handle guns without adult supervision.
• Avoid letting your children play with realistic toy guns.
• Even if you don't have a gun in your own home, it is important to educate your children about firearm safety in case they discover a gun outside the home or in the homes of their friends.
• Gun Safety Programs

Kids should also know the 4 steps of the Eddie Eagle gun safety program, including:

• Stop!
• Don't Touch.
• Leave the Area.
• Tell an Adult.

Parents should also consider discussing gun safety with other parents or family members if your child spends time in their homes. When your child has a play date or sleepover, do you know if there are guns in the home? If there are, are they properly stored?

Don't be afraid to ask other people about guns if your child is going to be in their home.

Kids and Guns

Parents shouldn't count on their child simply knowing what to do if they find a gun. Much to their parent's surprise, one study found that most kids who find a gun will handle it; many will even pull the trigger, being unsure if the gun is real or a toy.