By Terry Orr
Good Monday Morning,
Here are some odds and ends to share and hopefully get you
Monday on the right track.
A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old
rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally
grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field
over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally
exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal
government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant
officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See
this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No
questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his
chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the
DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa
Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and
it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The
officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as
fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs.
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR
BADGE!"
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