Thursday, July 10, 2014

Cats


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Contemplating Cats


There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
~ Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
~ Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
~ Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
~ English proverb



"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
~ Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another."
~ Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
~ Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
~ Joseph Wood Krutch



"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
~ Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
~ Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
~ Hippolyte Taine

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
~ Unknown



"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
~ Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
~ Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
~ Anonymous



"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
~ Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
~ Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
~ Colonial American proverb



"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
~ Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
~ Anonymous

"My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes."
~ Anonymous

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."

~ Anonymous


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