Saturday, October 11, 2014

What is Globalization?

A definition of globalization that even I can understand and to which I now can relate:

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English Princess

With an Egyptian boyfriend

Crashes in a French tunnel,

Riding in a German Car

With a Dutch engine,

Driven by a Belgian

Who was drunk

On Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),

Followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,

On Japanese motorcycles,

Treated by an American doctor,

Using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by
A Canadian,

Using American
Bill Gates' technology,

And
You’re probably reading
This on your computer,

That uses Taiwanese chips,

And

A Korean monitor,

Assembled by Bangladeshi Workers

In a Singapore plant,

Transported by Indian truck drivers,

Hijacked by Indonesians,

Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

And

Trucked to you by Mexicans who

Are in the US illegally

Because

The current president,

Born in Kenya

And

Educated as a Muslim in Indonesia

Refuses to enforce US law.


That, my friends, is Globalization!

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