Wednesday, January 29, 2020

DNC Schedule



BREAKING NEWS: 

Democratic National Convention schedule has been released



Monday July 20, 2020

1:30 PM 
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.


Food Stamp enrollment forms available.




2:00 PM
Group Voter Registration for undocumented Immigrants and the deceased.




3:30 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony,
Sponsored by CNN’s – Don Lemon



4:00 PM
Address on "Being the Real You", 
By Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP, and Caitlyn Jenner



4:30 PM
"How to make $200M as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke", 
by Hillary Clinton



5:00 PM 
“How to have a successful career without a job, and avoid taxation”
Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson



5:30 PM 
Medal of Freedom presentation to Bo Berghdal




6:00 PM
Autograph Session for Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren in Native American costume




6:30 PM
Tribute to All 57 States, 
by Barack Obama



7:00 PM
General vote to praise Baltimore rioters, and substitute "Alternative Shopping" in place of "looting"




7:30 PM
White House Semantics Committee Meeting to vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Countering Islamophobia"




8:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How to make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, and New York Times.



8:30 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO 
by Michael Moore



9:00 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs",
Hosted by Barack Obama



9:30 PM
Official Condemnation of American Gun Owners with Bibles




11:00 PM
Nomination of Michelle Obama
by Jim Acosta and Chris Matthews

Just a little humor to lighten your load today....


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